Netflix’s ‘Umbrella Academy’ Is Your New X-Men—Ugh

Netflix’s ‘Umbrella Academy’ Is Your New X-Men—Ugh

Superhero TV follows a Betty Crocker recipe. Throw some unlikely ingredients into a stylish receptacle. Add a binder. Beat on high until everything doubles in size. Stir in some supporting flavors. Finally, bake in villainous fires until goodness rises. Delicious! Related Stories Brian Barrett Netflix Raises Prices to Stockpile for the Streaming Wars Angela Watercutter …