You Can Pry My Air Fryer Out of My Cold, Greasy Hands

You Can Pry My Air Fryer Out of My Cold, Greasy Hands

The air fryer, like some of the more superfluous appliances in my house, was a Black Friday purchase. It arrived on our doorstep on a chilly December evening, part of the parade of questionable decisions that my roommates and I had made on the internet: an egg boiler shaped like a hen, t-shirts I didn’t …